Logan

If I could live in any book, movie, or video game, I would live in the fictional universe of The Communist Manifesto, where that shit works. I would be in soviet controlled Russia, and I would be hungry literally all the time. If I wasn't hungry, it would be because I have successfully starved myself to death. This would be fun, because it would prove even at the heart of communism, it still doesn't work. This is xX_Minionlover_Xx, signing out, if you find my guts mangled on the roadside of a freeway, it's because they made another Despicable Me movie.

I have barely read my book. I have read maybe six pages, tops. I am awful at reading. However, from what I have read, the book is pretty good. From what I have read, my book is about a man going hiking, who finds his fate in a rock face, where he is trapped for 127 hours. The book is pretty detailed about what he did before and after the accident, but other than that, the book also goes pretty deep into the man's personal life. Where he forgot to leave his room-mates a note of where he was even going. Some mistakes will cost more than a few minutes of inconvenience, I suppose. Anyway, keep on keeping on minion lovers. And remember. If you ever see me hanging off the side of a building with my guts spilling out, it's because they made another despicable me movie.

Today in my book I have read nothing. My book's front cover, has barely even been turned. Today I will start on a journey that may only end weeks later. Today I am going to begin reading 'Between a Rock And a Hard Place'. The book should excite me, and entice me, I hope. If the book is boring, that would be rather unfortunate, as a man who managed to get stuck in a cliff for like, 5 days, can't write an exciting book about getting stuck in that cliff? I mean, come on. If I got stuck in a cliff, I would be a millionaire. My book, would be the best book. You would see my book on the shelves of every library.. So actually not all that rich, or even interesting. I actually would be lucky to get by. Books are lame. This is Logan, signing off. If you plan on breaking your arm on a company's camera, make sure to make it look like an accident. Then you can sue the company, and make a fair amount of cash.

In the article "Climate Change is Transforming the World's Food Supply", a medical doctor feels the need to run tests on food. The findings of this strange man predicts that the levels of food grown will drastically lower because of two main reasons. Reason one; is the level of temperature increasing in the world. Apparently in the couple of degrees hotter the world might get in ten years, bug's 'wow where is it hot' sense will suddenly kick in for the first time ever, and pests will begin to pop up in places previously never found. And the second reason would have to actually be real. The second reason; is reflecting on the overabundance of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Carbon dioxide levels have been found to actually lower the amount of nutrients found in a crop. Sounds super fake, and I don't actually know if you can measure "nutrients", but whatever, he's the MEDICAL DOCTOR FOR HUMANS AND NOT FRUITS FOUND ON THE GROUND, not me, you k...

If I had to recommend one book that everyone should read inside their school. that book would be Trump: The art of the deal. Truly the inner-workings of a genius/madman should be investigated by all. I believe even if the book is controversial, it should be read, and Trump's book from 1987, is not all that controversial.

Today in Applied English 11, we looked at this website, and are going to respond to an Article of the Week. Wowee, how exciting. If I finally work up the courage to flick off this life thing, this blog might end, but, until then, here I am. If I ever stop updating, please, assume i'm very dead.