10/4/17 If our class' plane crashed on an island, how would you survive?

 I would begin by gathering the dead passengers, and harvesting their bones. Then, I would build clothing, and weaponry out of their bones. My hat would be the most menacing. I would kill a lion, and wear his skull. I would then build a fortress. I would then begin to inspire, and recruit like, 10,000 crabs. I would then begin to build a tiny communist society out of crabs. Once the crabs were praising me as a god/leader, I would begin to make an army of crabs. I would begin to raid fellow islanders with my crab military. My crab military would conquer and create outposts, we would establish a permanent residence on the island. Bone coins would be currency, and all the crabs would have small crab homes. Once the entire island is mine, I would begin to tax the crabs, and eventually, the taxation rates would get so high, that some crabs would begin to question the ethics of communism, and establish capitalism. Eventually crab sky-scrapers would pop up until Chelsea shows up with her dumb dolphins and destroys everything.

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